What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What made you feel disgusted today?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die